Regulation 1-B: Preventing Structural Collapse Officers are prohibited from initiating any high-resonance activity that may result in the spontaneous loss of structural integrity of Ministry or Public assets. This is especially pertinent to Victorian-era brickwork which has already absorbed a century of atmospheric soot.

Alistair’s Translation: Don't knock the building down unless it’s strictly necessary for the survival of the Crown. And even then, make sure you're outside when the roof decides to become the floor.