Regulation 4: Interaction with Local Wildlife Field agents are strictly prohibited from engaging or attempting to 'tame' localized wildlife exhibiting high-resonance behavior. Waterfowl, in particular, should be treated as a Class-2 Hostile Variable.

Alistair’s Translation: Do not touch the ducks. Especially if they have teeth. Oakhaven ducks don't want bread; they want your soul, and your left shoe.