Regulation 5.1: High-Visibility Aetheric Shielding All junior officers engaged in active 'Hum' investigation must wear the [[MAS]]-approved High-Visibility Vest (Model-G). The fluorescent lining is enchanted to reflect 15% of low-level hexes and ensure the officer remains visible to civilian rescue teams in the event of a spontaneous gravitational collapse.

Alistair’s Translation: The vest doesn't stop hexes, Randy. It just makes you easier to find when you’re buried under three tons of enchanted masonry. It’s not armor; it’s a 'Please Find My Body' beacon for the cleanup crew.