Regulation 5: Asset Stewardship Officers must secure all unsecured assets immediately upon identification. This includes thaumic crystals, enchanted artifacts, and any item that vibrates with a frequency higher than a standard electric toothbrush.

Alistair’s Translation: If it glows, grab it. If it moves, trap it. If it whispers to you in the dark, put it in a lead box and forget where you buried it.