Regulation 7: Senior Officer Conduct Officers are strictly prohibited from over-analyzing Senior Officer anomalies. Any observed deviations from standard physical or psychological baselines in supervisors should be attributed to 'Strategic Eccentricity'.

Alistair’s Translation: If the boss starts glowing violet or talking to a cat that wasn't there ten minutes ago, look the other way. He's not losing his mind; he's just 'improvising'.