Regulation 0-1: The Post-Incident Normalization Protocol Following a major thaumic event, the responding unit is tasked with "Post-Incident Normalization." This includes memory alteration of civilian witnesses, immediate repair of physical damage, and the dissemination of a pre-approved cover story (e.g., "gas leak," "electrical fault").

Alistair’s Translation: The Ministry's cleanup crew. Their job is to convince you that the giant talking frog you saw was just a bit of bad cheese, and the hole in your roof was always there. They are the most efficient liars in the country.