Regulation 12.7: Post-Field Incident Reporting and Evidence Cataloguing. All field agents returning from active deployment must submit a comprehensive incident report within four hours of arrival. All physical evidence must be catalogued, sealed in Ministry-approved containers, and submitted to the Evidence Locker before the end of the working day. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.

Alistair's Translation: Four hours to write a novel about how you almost died. Seal everything interesting in a bag so it can disappear into a basement forever. And do it all before tea, or they'll dock your pay. The paperwork is always more dangerous than the monster.