Regulation 15.4: Alcohol and Aetheric Consumption Personnel are advised that the consumption of high-resonance fluids may lead to localized gravitational fluctuations within the primary sensory organs. In the event of 'The Spinnies,' the officer should anchor themselves to a fixed, non-magical point. Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to cast a minor levitation to offset the weight. You will only succeed in making the floor the ceiling.

Alistair’s Translation: The Landlord likes to make sure you remember the visit. He doesn't like his guests leaving without a souvenir. If your bones feel like lead and the room is attempting to rotate at fifteen degrees to the left, you’ve paid the Rent. Drink some tea, find a heavy wall, and try not to fall into the sky.