Regulation 22-C: Maintenance of Communal Hydration Foci Any communal device intended for the boiling of water via resonance-induction (e.g., The Tea Urn) must be inspected bi-weekly for 'Static Scale.' Failure to descale a magical heating element can lead to 'Steam-Shifting,' wherein the tea may exist in a state of boiling and freezing simultaneously.

Alistair’s Translation: If the kettle starts whispering in Latin, don't ignore it. That's not the 'Hum'—that's the heating coil trying to become sentient. Last time it happened in '98, the Sergeant's Earl Grey turned into a small, very angry frog.